A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage May 26, 2007
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lag (dev)

lag is an extremely sexy developer who has worked on multiple things such as redited, cs3, spotify skipper, blatzarsoft and nice-http.

he works on cs3 with cloudburst and blue, who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie streaming experience.
lag (dev) is an extremely sexy mobile app developer.
by TotallyNotJpants October 15, 2022
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lag balls

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.
by Fuuckslut September 05, 2018
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water lag

Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.
“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”
by M. Denny April 21, 2022
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 06, 2009
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Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.
Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.
by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014
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