dating lag time 

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

dating lag time by sick66 December 3, 2010

droid lag 

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later

when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line

droid lag by road rager runner April 28, 2011

Bet Lag 

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

Bet Lag by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

Smut Lag 

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

Smut Lag by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

Knob Lag 

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

Knob Lag by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

Mobile Lag 

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

Mobile Lag by GPLongwood April 23, 2013

Lee Lag 

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)

"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."

Lee Lag by Just a fun loving intern. June 28, 2013