Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

by GPLongwood April 23, 2013

Vanwankled

1. When fondling someone in their sleep.

2. Roaming hands during slumber that grab at body parts, i.e. breasts, butts, etc...

I was awakened being vanwankled by Johnny last night, but he was out like a light.

by GPLongwood June 27, 2010