llama

the coolest animal in the world...i even took a llama care class at my camp once!

dude 1
"the llama almost spit on me"
dude 2
"That sounds like bad"
dude 1
"it smelled REALLY bad"

by weeeeeeeeeeeeed July 16, 2008

llama

n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

by SquashedDuck December 4, 2007

llama

Llama's are NOT related to camels and do not look like sheep....
and they are not pets.

Llamas found in chester zoo

by g_man12 March 1, 2009

llama

a hairy mammal that tends to spit on people

it is very sexy

I've pet a very sexy llama at a farm

by sexyllamalover September 12, 2009

llama

A person who gives oral sex or the act of giving oral sex.

My boyfriend is a llama. He gives me llamas in the backseat of his Escort.

I cheated on my boyfriend, i gave his best friend a llama. I have Llama Drama. Also known as LlamaPalooza.

Peace.Love.&.Llamas.

Your Momma's a Llama.

by Cotton Hoe & Elah Baby May 4, 2008

llama

If you are from Mattituck High School.. and were in 9th grade Mr.Henke's 8th pd. lab class and also all over the school you know this refers to a twinkie *cough* :

Oh my god. His llama is going to hit me in the face!

by mhscookie April 4, 2009

llama

1. an horse like animal that spits at you if frightened.
2. a girl the kisses a lot many different people (a.k.a kissing whore).

1. I pet the llama at the petting zoo
2. -Dave: Yo i made out with Toni.
-Rem: Yo, so did i. She is such a llama.

by -Dj- July 15, 2008