dust cover

A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"

There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.

"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"

by SquashedDuck August 9, 2016

Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"

by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016

Signals From Mars

used in various fields, more predominantly in computer or electronics fields, to indicate inbound data that is being detected but the source of the data cannot be determined.

"hey billy, this thing has shat itself again, I think i am getting signals from Mars again..."
"reboot it".

by SquashedDuck December 4, 2007

Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"

by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016

llama

n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

by SquashedDuck December 4, 2007

Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"

by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016

swooby

a word to describe certain types of music, esp. that by Roxette

That music is swooby, like Roxette, you know...

by SquashedDuck February 14, 2008