Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.

"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"

by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009

mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

UwU Kitten

A smoll bean who likes using the word "UwU". They spend most of their time in video games and on discord.

Someone: Wanna hang bro?
Someone else: Nah I cant I'm with my UwU Kitten

by Noxfelldownthestairs January 26, 2022

Kitten Cupcake

the sweetest of all cupcakes but hides a deadly posion. a trap.

look at that kitten cupcake!! so yummy but so dangerous!!!

by Kitt Valentine August 2, 2010

nigger Kitten

The terrible little creatures that crawl through the yard at night that some refer to as raccoons, also known as nigger Kittens.

Those fucking dirty little nigger Kittens need to stay the hell out of my yard.

by Shortbusshorty November 6, 2014

delicious kittens

The act of transforming roadkill into a meal.

Man, I hit a hedgehog on the way back to school...delicious kittens for dinner tonight.

by skuba March 12, 2003

Yeah Kittens!

A phrase used to express excitement in response to good news. Primarily used by and around the residents of 63rd Ave, Berwyn Heights.

Karen: I made a pie.
Bruce: And I made cookies. But no one will eat them because Appel said they were burnt, so I will throw them out.
Dede: Yeah Kittens!!!!

by Scootch June 11, 2006