Jenison

Jenison, Michigan. Is where all people are welcomed. We are no whores or sluts. We have a good Fine Arts program. (Plays,Orchestra,Band,and Choir) We have 5 elementarys (K-6), 1 Early Childhood Center, 1 Junior High (7-8), and 1 highschool (9-12). We are respectful, kind, curtosy, and a lot more, other than Hudsonville (A town over.) We have nice facilutys and a nice pool!

1 person: Do you like Jenison?
2 person: Yes I do! I'm in orchestra and they have fantastic teachers! Also I do swimming and they have a nice pool!
1 person: Cool! I might switch from Hudsonville, since kids get in fights all the time, to Jenison!
2 person: SWEET!! :D

by Jtown Girl 13 August 19, 2012

jewish jaw dropper

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”

"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."

by Lloyd Franklyn October 14, 2007

Jewish Albatross

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.

jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.

by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008

Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

by jlight August 9, 2006

jewish ragdoll

a sexual position, performed by a male jew, railing an unconscious female jew

some jew: "did you see john try the jewish ragdoll last night?"
other jew: "i sure did, it was quite interesting!"

by sexkitten3000 January 1, 2011

jeneisha

Beautiful, talented, crazy, emotional, petty, don't take shit from no one, bipolar. Doesn't take no for a answer. A hustler by any means. Spoil brat.

Don't make me pull a Jeneisha. Hustler of the year.

by LolaaaK January 4, 2017

jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 1, 2021