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Minecraft villager

Hurnerjsger

by milfwomanmakesmilk May 27, 2021

Japanese Hurricane

While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.

Susan's hair looks looks like it survived a Japanese Hurricane.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

in the hurt bag

To be in a great deal of pain.

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

hurb

When something is so savage or ridiculous the word "bruh" isn't fitting enough so you gotta drop a hurb.

Phoenix: Me and Mason tried anal for the first time and we had to go to the hospital because I ripped his colon
Parker: HURB

by Chumpsicle August 28, 2016

Butt Hurt Radius

The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.

Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?

by Andy90710 November 10, 2010

Blumpkin Huricanrana

This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.

Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.

by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003