Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

Handtobumtomouthella

Handtobumtomouthella:

Modern English from the root: hand, bum, mouth, Shigella, Rubella

The term ascribed to an undiagnosed or unidentifiable illness or disorder causing symptoms typically associated with those acquired through unconventional, regrettable, or depraved interactions of a sexual or uncommonly proximitous physical nature.

I don't feel so hot, I think that guy I took home Saturday night gave me the Handtobumtomouthella.

by thebigcityfreak October 23, 2023

Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017

Benny Hanjob

The act of wrapping ones beard around a cock then stroking it until the beard looks like a Bush from a 70’s porno.

He gave Ron a Benny Hanjob and now he looks like he was in a pie eating contest.

by Harris88 March 31, 2020

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023