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Horn-job

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement
the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious
by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014
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Shoe horn

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.
by Shananae Ainsley February 16, 2019
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The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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Fuck Horn

A person who brags to everyone they know after they have had sex with someone.
"I was thinking of hooking up with Jake" said Emily "Be careful" said Emily's friend "I heard he's a right Fuck Horn!"
by President George Bush February 9, 2020
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Horn Dog

A sexual predator (think Harvey Weinstein, Donald Trump, Roger Ailes or Matt Lauer) who keeps a respectable or high-profile job. But, of course, it only takes one (or, several) to blow their cover.
I can’t believe that anyone thinks that horn dog would make a good President. He boasts on TV about grabbing women by their pussy.

#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.

That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
by The Real Canadian July 8, 2021
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DYING HORN!!

Originaly the sound Sophie made when she realised that it was windy and wet. (She is now called DYING HORN!)
Whwn a car needs its horn changing it can be known to previously have had a 'Dying Hron'.
Also annother meaning has been discovered, in Birmingham it means simply 'loss of an errection'!(Unfortunately these can't be replaced, as a certain somebody (from Brighton)has discovered.)
'Well that weas a bit of a Crap Horn'
'No it wasn't, it was a Dying Horn!!'

'Heya Dying Horn, howzit 'hangin'?'
by GIGSEY! December 21, 2003
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Honking the Horn

When you bang a chick while driving...she bends over in front of you and works the gas with her hands. Booyah!
Brutus crashed while honking the horn with Agnes.
by Ericasf October 30, 2007
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