Greasy Lizard 

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

Greasy Lizard by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy dog leg 

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

Greasy dog leg by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Greasy Panda 

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

Greasy Panda by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

Greasy Napoleon 

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

Greasy Napoleon by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

Greasy corncob 

While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

Greasy corncob by Metanarchy267 September 30, 2020

Greasy spoon 

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

Greasy spoon by Murr-ray October 23, 2020

greasy sam 

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

greasy sam by Craven69 October 24, 2020