The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

Greasy Gus

Any man who is very dirty in appearance. He usually dresses slovenly and always drives a pick-up truck that is at least 30 years old.

Man, did you see that guy that just left. He's totally a Greasy Gus!

by Mark 18 May 21, 2007

greasy window

When your friend is banging a special girl. That's licking a window, and the oil from her nose is smearing on the window.

The other day while toby was banging out Tabitha, on the bus it was totally creating a "greasy window".

by Zack89 April 23, 2018

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

GREASY

A person of whom has revolting breath and doesn't understand the concept of chewing gum or mouth wash.

Or

A person who has a circulatory system litterally made of grease

Both aren't mutually exclusive however

Person 1:"FUCK OFF GREASY"

Person 2:"GREASY YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN MY ROOM WITHOUT PARACETAMOL"

Person 3:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERBOY"

by 411mitcivalobe April 9, 2019