Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

Goose cunt

An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.

“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.

by uncle barry mate June 18, 2020

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

Goose Muzzle

When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle

Jennifers boyfriend Paul totally has a goose muzzle going on, check it!

by Albert he goes west October 31, 2011

goose pimples

The bumbs on your skin that you get when you're scared.

"Yo, watchin' Saw gave me goose pimples."

by Kid-KD November 12, 2015

giggle the goose

the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

by Cavederg November 5, 2009