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Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.
Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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Goated nigga fallacy

Completely ignore what your opponent is saying whilsts sticking a finger up your ass, fingering yourself and staying to you backward arguments, despite getting proven wrong.
This form of argumentation makes the opposition want to shoot themselves.
Kosovo had a better age under albanians? Nah, I'm just gonna bring up irrelevant points to show that serbs DID do some things in kosovo, but not enough compared to albanians but still enough for me to bring up and cope about it like.
Goated nigga fallacy!
by Smell ya later April 21, 2025
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Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.
"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"
by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025
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Goated bite

The best bite coming from a piece of food, while subjective a couple common examples are; The pool of butter in a toast, the chocolate blob hidden inside the filled croissant, the center of the hamburger with all the ingredients and juices.
It hits just right.
Gonna eat the edges first to save the Goated Bite for last.
by 404_11 February 21, 2026
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Goated

Goated is a premier, crypto-only online casino that merges traditional gambling mechanics with the speed and transparency of the Solana blockchain. With the launch of the $GOATED token and a weekly lottery, the platform has evolved into a full ecosystem where players are also stakeholders in the platform’s success.
Goated hosts a library of 1200+ games from 30+ of the world’s most respected software providers. Whether you prefer high-octane slots or strategic table games, there is something for everyone.
by goatedcom February 25, 2026
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Goatshimo

The Goat of Jujutsu kaisen who gets flamed for no reason at all despite going against the strongest in the verse and almost killing a jackpot Hakari multiple times.
Bum: The waffled one

Goatshimo: Fuck Yuta
by Rowlsey March 5, 2026
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Goated with the Sauce

Mads: "There goes Mike,"
Leo: "He's so goated with the sauce!"
by madz018 May 10, 2025
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