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Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth
Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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gas thrust

When your giving anal and a chick farts on your dick while your thrusting back and fourth.
Did that bitch just gas thrust me.
by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011
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Gas-leak

Used to describe a reactive person as though they are similar to an actual gas leak in the way that even the smallest spark can set them off into a raging flame.
"Why do avoid people when you think they're frustrated?"
"Not really sure, but it's probably because growing up my mother was a real gas-leak."
by Eli_My_Guy July 22, 2023
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Gas Nathan

A polite way of saying gas the Jews
When you see Nathan you should gas Nathan
by Fag Bag Mcgee February 14, 2019
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tear gas

the act of farting in the palm of your hand and closing it very tightly so no substance comes out,then when some poor shmuck is not ready for it you unleash the gas from your kung-fu grip directly into the face of your victim.if done correctly you will bring tears to the eyes of the recevier.in some cases of tear gasing but very rare the victim will pass out.
hey chuck give your girlfriend betty a tear gasing!it might get her to finally shut up!
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005
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Augusta, GA

The worst, most boring city ever to exist. The heat and humidity are horrible. If you take a deep breath of stagnant, Augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of shit. This is due to the fact that, apparently, every God forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. The heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the ass-loads of crime we have.
Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.

Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.
Person 1: "Oh my God man, I just came back from Augusta, GA."

Person 2: "For real, man?"

Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."

Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."
by zawakuchi July 25, 2011
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gas chamber

Similar to the dutch oven. However, this can also be with oneself. Basically, that moment when you fart in the shower and it smells like hell.
"Dude, I was taking a hot shower last night when , all of a sudden, it was like a gas chamber in there. I almost died.
by Baby-eater. December 3, 2011
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