mother father

An overly complex way of referring to one's Grandfather.

Yo, look at dat mother father, dawg!

by Logiko July 17, 2006

fathead

A dumbass that thinks circumcision means circular decision.

Fathead a.k.a. Kandace.
Fathead loves circumcision. It helps her get through her dilemmas.

by Madeline (Hermaphrodite) June 8, 2004

Farth

When something is farther..but not quite.

I know it takes just as long to get to the other movie theater but it seems so farth

by skittlz October 18, 2008

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Father Fucker

1. Stepmother; or girlfriend of a divorced father, especially one difficult to get along with. 2. Any female who has influence over a father and uses it to make his children's life unbearable.

2. My sister has my Dad totally under control: The little father fucker knows how to get her way.

by Witchlover® October 31, 2008

L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better

It is refering to you

look this bozo 🤡 L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better

by pivable November 26, 2021

Father Hood

The final destruction of a celebrity or entertainment franchise's credibility. The term is a reference to Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood", a program which effectively eliminated any shred of gangsterdom left in the D O Dubba G's image. The term is akin to "jumped the shark", referring to when late-era Happy Days had Fonzie jump a shark on his motorcycle, stretching the reality the show had previously existed in past the point of believability; the term is now used to describe any franchise that reaches such a point. Similarly, "Father Hood" is used to describe any celebrity who goes soft or batshit insane to point where enjoyment of early work even becomes difficult.

Eddie Murphy: From "Raw" to "Daddy Day Care".

Yo did you see "Are We There Yet?"
Fuck no. Did you see "Are We Done Yet?"
WHAT?
Yeah, they did a sequel.
Shit son, Ice Cube is straight "Father Hood" at this point.

by bayley asher January 13, 2008