flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

Flaplacious

1. cool 2. lame 3. a word used to confuse the mind as to its true meaning

"Dude, that shirt is flaplacious"
"Thanks!"
*2 seconds later...confusion ensues...*

by EagleEye53 June 9, 2009

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here

by Rump Disciple April 16, 2011

Flap Strapper

A woman that is so large that you have to strap her flaps to get to the goods

The woman rosemary on "shallow hal" is a Flap Strapper

by partyboys December 23, 2011

Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.

"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"

by Finchzero July 3, 2012

flap-hatch

A woman's vagina

She opened her flap-hatch for me.

by TheDublinBoss March 29, 2013

Flap Casserole

Flap Casserole...an over-stuffed vagina...when viewed on it's long axis compared to a vertical comparison of the visual reference of lasagna or other meaty layered substance is equal in it relative width, girth, holding capacity, and layered visual appearance is relative to the comparison.

Whoa! her meat sheath was way too big and it looked like a slop box... wait...it looked more like a flap casserole by the time I got there.

"Did you finish?" Well, yeah duh"

by jagerhall December 15, 2015