Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.

"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"

by Pepsilon December 30, 2020

Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake

That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.

by al gee January 13, 2008

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.

Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?

by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018

ADHD Flakes

corn flake ripoff that supposedly gives you adhd for some reason. mentioned in a 40-year-old woman's facebook meme.

"no timmy you can get those ADHD Flakes they'll make you retarded!!!!!!! >:((((((("

by my life is eternal suffering July 26, 2022

Frosted Flakes

a sexual act where the man nuts on the woman's scalp, creating a shampoo like texture that exposes her dandruff hence the name.

"I fucked her real good and gave her frosted flakes."

by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020