Turd Ferguson

A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.

The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson

by Redcargoggles August 24, 2017

festus

A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'

by George1010101 November 14, 2019

fetus

the best people to spend your time with

this explains the importance of fetus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqmQg_xxTFg&feature=channel_page

by FlamingFeti666 March 17, 2009

Fetus

anything miniature in size, or just plain small. see also Fe Fe.

Lindsay: "Ethan's little sister looks like like him."
Robin: "Oh really? Whats her name?"
Lindsay: "Well i call him Plum Plum so she Fetus Plum Plum."

by IXIDeannaIXI July 30, 2008

fercused

ghetto for focused

to get my mind right before a football game i get my byrd in my hand and get fercused

by ronib lindsley March 4, 2004

fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

by wookienipples April 4, 2009

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0

The father, a goat, a legend. If you think other wise seek help bozo 😹👎

Do you guys know the legend himself fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0? Yea! 🦦

by Your retarded chicken nugget February 15, 2021