FERN

SOMETHING YOU MUST GET RID OF

TRUMP IS A REAL FERN

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Fernando

Bruh

Person 1 :Fernando is such a bruh
Person 2:bruh

by Fernandolira November 5, 2020

Fernadette

When you attend a music festival, and eat day-four ass that is chased with a Truly Lemonade.

I didn't realize how nasty day-four ass was, until I got fucked up at pulled a Fernadette on someone's wook grandma.

by Mark my words ONWARDS November 7, 2020

Fernie

Fernie is a smart,loving and independent girl. She's most likely to be the Mom of the friend group. Sarcasm is in her blood. She barely opens up but consider yourself special if she does.

dummy 1 : ayy i didnt study for the test
Fernie : dumbass i'll show u my answers but you better study next time

by froggie's child December 17, 2020

Fernando

A Fernando is a loyal and caring guy but can also explode at rough times ,very good friend and can also take yo girl if he wanted to ,has the abillity to dickslap people with get extra long shlong ,and has a pleasing cock for girl can rock em and make em cream on da glizzy,over all amazing guy treat him with respect and be his friend to rule the school hallways and tha streets

“Yo did u see fernando bang the math teacher “
“Conoces a fernando?, el que se la saco y te la metio por detras!”
Conoces a fernando? El que te dejo el culo abierto

by Mr Big Glizzy February 3, 2021

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Fernando

fernando has the most beautiful brown eyes and smile, he lits up a room. he has a beautiful heart but it’s hard to get in there. he’s a simp for annia and she is too lol. he’s the most supporting, caring, weird, loving, unique person you’ll ever meet.

girl: oh who’s annia with

girl 2: probably a fernando

by caca pedo pis March 22, 2021