by The Legend of Zelda November 28, 2004
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When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.
by TheOneSagat June 22, 2007
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It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
Get the Bastardised English mug.A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.
Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.
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by ThoughtfulOrange November 3, 2009
Get the English mug.as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the sex last night?
girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick
guy: so u didnt like it?
girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick
guy: so u didnt like it?
girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one
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