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A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.
Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.

by jxyz777 June 30, 2006
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