ENGLISH domination 

ANYONE WITH A STRAPON PENETRATING ANOTHER IN THE RECTUM

He walked intobthe massage parlor and selected "English Domination" off the menu.

ENGLISH domination by Innocent Man May 3, 2022

english wikipedia 

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

english wikipedia by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

English teacher 

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

English teacher by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

english teachers 

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life

“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”

english teachers by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

English Cream 

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

English Cream by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

English Class 

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

English Class by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

English Teacher 

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.

Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher

English Teacher by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022