ditch weed

your mama in a thong

by jose vasquez October 20, 2003

ditch

that part of a cunt that is damn delicious

i thoughrouly enjoyed eating evety morsel of her ditch!

by baller November 19, 2003

Ditch

To Ditch, is to become muscular and very sexually appealing quickly, The term Ditch grew over a large period of time believed to have originated from a brazilian heritage and is very popular with our youthful generation.

heyy ditch = heyy sexy!

eg. look at ditch over there

by SaYo! March 29, 2010

ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.

Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.

by Gnappy December 27, 2008

Ditch Pepsi

An unopened can or bottle of Pepsi typically found in the ditch along a roadway.

I really wanted this ditch Pepsi but not after I saw that new commercial. Now I know why the ditch Pepsi was there in the first place.

by Undead_dm April 10, 2017

Ditch Witch

A black Jeep

Bob’s driving skill really impressed us as he veered off the road and flew around the culvert in the Ditch Witch

by cfrounfe1 June 17, 2018

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017