Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.

Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.

by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020

Guy's Dad

Commonly used to insult somebody by saying that their Dad is old or disabled.

Harvey: (Talking about a friend's father) Allow your Guy's Dad mate, he's bear old

by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021

dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

Dad Rage

The intense burst of rage that a father gets when he finds out his child just crashed his new car.

Dad:"You did WHAT! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAR COST!"

Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."

by LO15 May 17, 2010

fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."

Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010