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cuntardy

adj.,
1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.

cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.
We missed the start of the game because once again you were cuntardy. I am so sick of your cuntardy cuntardiness, you cuntard.
by Rocco Siffredi December 12, 2009
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cuntal mountain

1a-- the mound of fat that appears on a woman's abdomen as a result of giving birth multiple times
1b-- the mound of fat that bulges below the belt, especially when wearing a tight belt.
After Amy's 3rd birth, people started suggesting P90X workouts so that she might reduce her developing cuntal mountain.
by MROW2.0 May 6, 2011
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Cuntaloni

Frankie is a cuntaloni, he canceled on me tonite
by Lovemimi14 June 16, 2011
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Cuntasaurious

The highest level of wild cunt possible for women kind
Lily stop being such a cuntasaurious
by Thottytottie March 16, 2015
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Cuntanent

someone that brings you down and bullies you verbally because they're jealous of you
John- "Jimmy, you're a stupid motherf@cker, I don't know how you got on this team, I told you pass the ball, you will never make it in life you fag.You will never make it in life, I am the captain kicking you off the team!!!"

Jimmy- "I was in front the goal so, I took a shot and scored, why are you mad, we won why are you jealous, you're acting like a really big Cuntanent!!!"
by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015
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Cuntalope

Adj. or Noun
(kah-unt-te-loo-ope)

- to describe a female's crotch area as being massive in size and texture.

Protruding, or containing vast amount of volume in that bean.

Most easiest to recognize and identify when subject is wearing stretchy/yoga pants.

it is similar to the term "Camel Toe" but is an advanced derivative of that adjective.
As it is when the bean levels up from over consumption and evolves to its final form.

aka, Fat poon pouch; a Beefy Cooter, or a mean musubi
Dude 1: Omg, Calvin! Look at that wild wahine over there by the bus stop.

Dude 2 (Calvin): Yups, I would eat that like an Ono's Seafood Poke bowl, Mhhmmm mmm bitch.

Dude 1: Why is her bean, like so round and bulbous ?

Dude 2: That my boy, is a stage 5 cuntalope, its soo ripe I can smell 'em from here.

Dude 3: " ho cuz, i like smell yo chooch" - from left field

Dude 2: I just got a mainland college doctorate degree in cuntology and my expert opinion recommends that this bitch needs a cunt punt to reverse the severe effects of cuntaloping.

Dude 13: I will volunteer my personal Hawaiian, Taiamani to inspect da deck and appraise the value of this female's choche.

Dude 2: I can already tell that it is seeping from the seams and that this issue needs me to further investigate first hand how big the circumference of the bean is.

Dude 3: It's possibly a guiness world record.

Girl 1: Wtf, omg, do i have one?

Boy 1: yes, you do
by BrokenWindowsHawaii March 25, 2016
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Cuntajitis

When you perform oral sex on a female and get gingivitis.
Dude I went down on her, and got cuntajitis
by KUNTAJIS J March 29, 2016
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