crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

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Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

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crookus

The very definition of omnipotence, can see and hear you no matter where you are, sometimes he likes to wear 70 rings and pretend it's a glove

Yoo did you see Crookus this morning? He was wearing his glove again

by Ket-chup Steine August 22, 2023

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Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023

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cookshit

Rizzing up a girl alternative definition for rizz

U rizzing that girl on some cookshit

by Cookshitmaker21 November 4, 2023

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Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

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