carpet cop

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

by soybean1 December 18, 2009

Majima Cop

Majima Cop is the sexiest version of Majima ( Goro Majima ) in a cop suit and goes around trying to fight Kiryu Kazuma

Kiryu: Shit it’s Majima Cop he’s gonna fucking ticket me

Majima Cop: KIIIRYU-CHAN COME HERE

by Nittaninja January 22, 2021

fair cop

a phrase roughly meaning "Eh, I guess it's fair."

Best used when defeated by medieval logic involving ducks.

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

by The Witch September 8, 2005

crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

by Games4me July 22, 2010

Lady Cop

A sexy police officer who pulls you over and wants to do you in the back of the Rover.

I was doin' a buck in the latest drop, and I got stopped by a lady cop. She got me thinkin' I could date a cop.

by B.D.E. January 24, 2009

traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.

"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."

by D. Gould January 15, 2007

No cop, no stop

A phrase meaning you will proceed to participate in illegal things until police presence is known. Usually pertaining to driving.

"Yo, dude you didn't stop at that stop sign!"
"Whatever. No cop, no stop."
"Dude, you're driving like 30 miles over the speed limit!"

"Yeah. No cop, no stop."

by haiti304 January 11, 2013