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CNN Confirmed It

The defining factor of whether something is true or not is based solely on this. If CNN has not confirmed it it isn't true, but if CNN confirmed it it is fact.
Guy 1: Is Michael Jackson dead?

Guy 2: Yes, CNN confirmed it.
by Fur Real June 25, 2009
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Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
by Jasper John December 14, 2008
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Confirmist whore

1. Someone (ussualy a girl) SO obsessed with fitting in, being popular, and owning all the latest items, they became what is known as a confirmist whore. They're main goal in life is to fit in and be up-to-date. Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - is more importent. Similar to a Myspace whore, they're obsessed.

2. Someone who obsessivly tries to be someone their not and eventualy "confirms" to a certain steryotype.
1. Confirmist Whore: 0MG. You're shirt is SOOOO LAST MINUTE. I just got a cell phone update that pattern is out, go change now or you'll be unpopularrrrz! Zomg!

Non-confirmist: Who cares if it's out or in, I love this shirt.

2. Confirmist whore: I just went out and bought a whole bunch of clothes from Hollister, I'm trying to be a Prep... I hope I'll be popular and have cool friends this year...

Non-confirmst: Stop trying to fit in with them, just be yourself!
by NONCONFIRMIST :) August 25, 2009
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dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
by Jamie J. October 3, 2007
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Canfield

(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic
(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

Dialogue Example:

(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.
by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008
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confirmulate

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.
Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
by dookeyboy November 22, 2011
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Confidence

If someone is confident it doesn’t mean they are full of themselves they just know there self worth and don’t take shit from anyone who brings them down
I’m A confident independent women with heels higher than your standards .Thats what i call confidence boob boo
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