coming up lindsey

when you get bit in the face by a cat

I just got bit in the face by a cat! Everything is coming up Lindsey....

by _lindseystan September 28, 2019

Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.

He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.

by Monkey House May 25, 2020

Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual

John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!

by Awesoken June 17, 2020

cumming

almost to release semen from your body

I'm cumming!

by Mackenglo Gaming September 3, 2020

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by Joker of lathrop October 22, 2020