Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.
1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
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Le Clos is a case where you are getting anal sex and as your partner pulls out, a little bit of turd falls out your anus. This could be from the smalles little rosebud to a bigger lot of turd.
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Get the Le Clos mug.1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
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Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
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