clitoris

Something you piss out of.

Lots of First Ladies squirted urine from their love buttons. Check their biographies. Look under "clitoris."

by samalot October 30, 2010

cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.

Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

citoris

The all-organic/green version of a fifi. Commonly made by cutting/tearing the navel out of an orange (or other citrus), microwaving for 30 seconds, and performing masturbatory actions until climax.

We got so many oranges this Christmas, I had to hit the citoris to get rid of some of 'em!

by Poonberry Associates December 22, 2013

cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)

Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.

by flashbol00 October 18, 2011

Cliterference

to cause interference with electronic devices as a result of having a large clitoris.

Girl 1:
My phone misses facebook notifications all the time when it is in my pocket.

Girl 2:
Could be Cliterference.

by relhomnb August 7, 2012

cliford

of or pertaining to something or someone so smelly that it is capable of rendering the cornias of eyes completely useless. Also a person who is constantly covered in fecal matter or who has 3 or more brothers or sisters that match all or the criteria above.

Our basement flooded, now our house is a cliford house.

by Andjew November 22, 2007

cliterati burger

the random mumblings of a crazy person, trying to insult his roommate.

def: a person who falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night, who likes frisbee, and is one big hunk-o-man meat.

Connor, you are such a cliterati burger!!!

by Thedodger927 December 12, 2004