chackers

a snack in the chips/crackers/cookie section of the supermarket

im gonna go get some chackers

by jewbacca66 November 23, 2010

Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman May 22, 2011

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

pussy ass cracker

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.

Man fuck you Courtney you pussy ass cracker.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

Chacker

a chair stacker, often intoxicated

She's a chacker's chacker; she stacked those chairs to the rafters!

by Sean Q Reilly November 6, 2009

Utah-flavored cracker

a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way

Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker

by Harvey M February 2, 2009

The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.

Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.

by ferris314 April 14, 2010