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Concepooper

Someone who’s being a total piece of shit
He’s being a total concepooper rn!”
by FizzyTea June 7, 2024
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Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
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concert butt

Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters

Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.

That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
by Queen Babs March 14, 2024
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Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast
Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:
by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025
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Concert

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.
"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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