clusterfarce

We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.

The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.

by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.

Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.

I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.

I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.

It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.

by TD_Niners October 21, 2012

Clusterfuck

Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District

Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.

by Birtha B December 10, 2013

clusterfuck

(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.

Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.

by goatandsheep November 16, 2015

Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.

Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.

by FelchBot October 21, 2016

Clusterfuck

I group large group of essentially big helpings of fuckery. Most people cant realy understand what's fully going on.

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

by MeGaShhady February 10, 2019

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020