Brandon

A Brandon is never loyal. Do not trust a Brandon. He would break your heart and send you crazy.

I dated a Brandon and I regret it

by I am speaking facts September 30, 2019

Brandon

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day

Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.

by bmanthepoonslayer October 16, 2014

Brandon

The dad friend- only he makes child molestation jokes and none of us know if he's serious or not. He is passionate about two things: beating women and his bromance with a bunch of younger males dislcuding one corrupt cop that flexes his small ears

"Imma go rape a kid." -Brandon

by Mimoesss January 25, 2019

Brandon

Guy with a small penis

Girl: oh my god, Brandon has a microscopic penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

a little boy who has ginger hair and the biggest choud that you will ever see, if you can even see it. He also sucks at all Call of Duty games.

person 1: omg, we just pwnd that team in COD

person 2: what did you expect, we were playing against brandon

by BigT 232 December 8, 2010

Brandon

An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.

{idiosyncratic,unique}{phoenix,}{Brandon}{ashes}{bitch}{legendary}{box}{female}

by scherezade February 3, 2010

Brandon

A person that is a future pedophile and likes to hit on 12 year olds. they have gay tattoos on there arm and love BMX.

Wow did you see Brandon making out with that twelve year old, isn't he like 16

by crabmeat95 August 23, 2011