Sterile Gerald Bell

A person that frequents the UL Lafayette male bathrooms who advertises free rim jobs on the bathroom wall.

Sterile Gerald Bell gives free rim jobs.

by Will Mudge October 25, 2004

Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

saved by the bell

Saved by the Bell r0x0r3d!! One of the most popular teen shows ever.

I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.

The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.

Sometimes I catch the Saved by the Bell re-runs on in the morning before I go to School.

by j0813 January 28, 2005

Kentaco Bell

Kentaco Bell is the bastard stepsister of the kentacohut. It houses only KFC and Taco Bell, sans Hut.

"Want to hit up the taco bell on Irving Park?"

"Shichess that's a Kentaco Bell, I'm getting some popcorn chicken."

by MuffinPark May 9, 2005

Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome

Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).

Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.

by Petey Mik March 13, 2008

rung bell

When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

Jan's decision to have a one night stand is a rung bell.

by flacker October 24, 2005

Taco Bell

A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.

"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"

"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"

by Caitster June 25, 2008