bastard child

Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.

Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.

by doggy t December 13, 2006

bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

white bastard

Lower then shit

Thanks for destroying my house you white bastard.

by bill sagatis September 12, 2013

cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say

When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.

by MstuO March 14, 2009

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker!

by sekio April 2, 2004

old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

by Grego April 6, 2005

bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

by SirJibby January 6, 2009