Bake Money

Baker (Baby Goat) Mayfield

Yo, Bake Money lit it up last night dawg.

by Thechef4722 March 8, 2019

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

titty bake

Primarily a topless beach, but also used to describe any form of topless sunbathing.

We're doin' Spring Break in Florida, man, every beach is a titty bake!

She is out by the pool, having herself a titty bake.

by Noradelle June 24, 2011

Bake and Bail

Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.

Opposite of Wake and Bake.

Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*

Tomorrow

Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!

by JDWJDWJDW February 22, 2012

Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018