glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

by innocentgirl January 29, 2010

boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.

We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.

by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008

Boat Day

Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.

Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.

WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.

;D

"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"

by emmie ;D March 20, 2008

cock thirsty boat whores

The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.

Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

by HarlinWangmaster June 20, 2007

Gravy Boat

The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.

That chick had the sweetest gravy boat I've ever tasted.

by Neay Hey March 15, 2009

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009