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Apple syndrome

When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.

In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012
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Apple Fanboy

A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).
Joe's such an Apple Fanboy... he's gotten a Trashcan Mac Pro inside him.
by whackedman March 6, 2018
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apple pie

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.
i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'
by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006
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apple bag

as in "i kicked that douche in his apple bag"
by the hibernator January 31, 2003
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apple bottoms

brand of clothin by nelly for girls with big bootys...apple shaped
apple bottom jeans dont fit too well...they've got a funny fit, espacially for a girl with a big booty
by anonymous June 23, 2004
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red apple

A Native American or Aboriginal person who, although looks Native on the outside, is considered a white person on the inside. Red on the outside, white on the inside. Can be used in a number of contexts:

1. It is sometimes used to express insecure envy towards anyone in a Native community who attains any measure of success.

2. It sometimes means the person is ashamed of being Native, lacks involvement with the community, or has lost touch with the culture.

3. It is also sometimes used to express contempt towards somebody who is perceived as selling out. e.g. Would help non-Native business screw over Native people if there was enough money involved.
Joe: He doesn't hang out with us anymore. It's like he's ashamed of us now.

Jim: Yeah, he's become a red apple.
by Feanor April 12, 2009
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