Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

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Budget Fettuccine Alfredo

When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.

You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.

Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.

by TriggerFuel April 21, 2019

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after hours alfredo

When you forgot to do the dishes, but need to eat/transport pasta, so you use another container such as a bag.

I forgot to do my dishes looks like I’m having after hours Alfredo!

by Tmuells August 24, 2021

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Filipek Samiec Alfa

Taka pizda, która nie wie co robi ze swoim życie, pewnie jest niższy od najniższego człowieka na świecie, nie lubiany przez dzieci, zazwyczaj gej, którego marzeniem jest pieprzyć się ze swoim ziomkiem w szkolnym kiblu. Cały czas jest mu gorąco.

-Jezu ale ten pedowil jest dziwny
-to tylko ten zjeb Filipek Samiec Alfa, czeka aż otworzysz okno

by KAKAKAKAKAK2098 January 27, 2022

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