Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.

I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."

by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017

afternevening

The time of day between afternoon and evening.

I didn't eat enough this afternevening, do you want to get some food?

by Saltine Nachos October 18, 2017

afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

Afternoon Coffee Pot

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

afterthot

Someone so irrelevant you forget they exist until they post something stupid on social media and you're reminded of how much you hate them.

Friend 1: Did you see what fucking Kelly just posted on Instagram?

Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: That girl who used to play lacrosse or volleyball or something in college. *shows pic*

Friend 2: Ohhh, her. Yeah, she's such an afterthot.

by gremling May 13, 2018

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Afternoon Musk

The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.

This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.

The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.

I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018