..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"
by Divewave May 21, 2006
Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.
The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.
by Fox Man October 09, 2007
The act of having sexual intercourse, turtle style. This involves the woman bent over, with the man bent on top of her entering her from behind. It is best accompanied by high-pitched frightening moans coming from either person.
girl 1 "last night me and mike were dancing, and he bent over on top of me! It was so arousing!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"
by turtlemaster1234 March 03, 2010
A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.
"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"
"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."
"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."
by brittneyBitchface April 07, 2009
A facial expression used when one screws up or has an 'FML moment' and doesn't give a fuck. It is more commonly used as the smiley ' :y '.
Guy 1 - Hahaha. You just spilled that all over your pants!
Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)
Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)
by Kimimaro June 09, 2009
When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
by THE T MAN July 05, 2013
by Stefex13 March 12, 2012