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Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011
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douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.
"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."
by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007
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Dumpster Douche

A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010
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dino douche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".
"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!

"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
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douche-house

A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
by feetoid November 17, 2014
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douche-fle

a level up from douche bag. (souffle-like ...maybe?)
bre was a douche-fle today... lolz
by mirage mango December 23, 2008
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Douche McAllister

The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 28, 2009
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