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A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
by feetoid November 17, 2014
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Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
by alpinestar March 22, 2009
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