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Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.
I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.
by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022
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Intellectual bread

Bro, finals are coming up can't go out tonight, need to get that intellectual bread.
by JinxDunOut'ere May 14, 2019
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bread shift

The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.
Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.
by Vaimaster7 February 2, 2019
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Peter bread

A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.
by Bubblach January 12, 2021
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Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.
"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"
by braincell.01 September 8, 2022
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bread arson

A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:

1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.

2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.

3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.

4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones
If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.
by BraidMyAssHairDaddy November 22, 2020
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Pocket bread

I lost my wallet. Getting everything replaced was pocket bread.
by TravisJake September 16, 2020
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