Zoken

A type of person who thinks your an asshole and and will say sorry but still says your an asshole to poeple, and jelous of you because you have something he dosn't.

Also has a life time pass to Comic-con.

Leon: You think im a bad person cause i see someone over the net?

Zack: Oh i'm sorry. can we be friends.

Leon: No. your a zoken!

by ReDexe August 8, 2006

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something

"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"

by jen! May 8, 2005

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

zonkienuts

It is either one of two things!!!
1. The shit that is stuck on your ass hair that dried out and hanging

2.the period blood that that dried out on your Virginia hair (pubes)

I would like to eat your zonkienuts

Can we please have a zonkienut salad

Oooo look at your moms zonkienuts it looks like raisins

by Jimboslice994 October 31, 2019