zeus

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.

by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006

catch some zeds

Simply means, just trying to get some sleep.

Damn...I haven't slept for 36 hours, I'm going to try to catch some zeds.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy June 18, 2007

zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute

Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"

by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!

by Wackadoo January 24, 2009

Zesus

Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.

Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.

Praise our Lord Zesus Larry in the name of Shrek.

by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Zelus Colossus

A really awesome roblox clan that is part of the sword clan community.

Zelus Colossus is really good at clanning.

by Boblox April 27, 2021