Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

by Jordster June 14, 2014

did you go down on yourself?

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011

cutting yourself

Cutting yourself falls under the category of self harm. It is widely known in the world, yet not. People relate it to emo people, suicide, but to really understand cutting you have to learn what it is. Cutting is a sole thing, it is done alone, and most people who cut hide it. 1 in every 10 people in the UK cut themselves, yet 1 in every 20 are known.

Cutting is a way of relief, of control, feeling alive, a rush. There are so many things it is. It is a bad thing...but not something to be looked down upon. People cut their legs, wrists, ankles, mostly inside cloth lines. They end up hiding it continually, wearing sweaters, lots of bracelets, long pants, tall socks, anything to cover.

It is an addictive behavior. Once started it could be hard to stop. It is a sensative thing to talk about, many cutters are ashamed of cutting, and talking about it is uneasy.

JUST KNOW: it is a bad thing to do, but don't hate the people who do it. They are just trying to cope, and you can do better by helping them and not attacking them on being a cutter.

Are you cutting yourself?

by Girl Cutter January 24, 2011

throw yourself at the ground and miss

How to fly. See flight and flying.

To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Neck yourself

Australian slang: go hang yourself; implying that they should tie something around their necks. Pretty much a way of saying kill yourself.

John: I stole your car
Nike: neck yourself ya fucken cunt

by Strayacunt July 31, 2013

play yourself

Play yourself for a fool. Actions or deeds which are in opposition to one's own self interests.

"Don't play yourself!" yelled Jamal as DeShawn went up for a slam dunk even though DeShawn is only 5'-4" and only has a 12" vertical.

by ElMariachi1 January 30, 2017