wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

by westweird ho December 6, 2006

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

Wonky Jive

Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.

Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.

by ktrose August 8, 2012

Wonky Edge

The oposite of straight edge.

"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"

by GlamTrash December 28, 2009

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup

jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏

by alibuz January 11, 2021

Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020