Wonky

Off kilter

let me sit down for a minute I'm feeling a bit wonky

by PENNY T. RATION March 20, 2023

Wonky

When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.

Woah,he’s way too wonky to gat an A+!

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007

Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.

by The alligator cooker February 9, 2015

wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Wonky Walrus

It's the state of being very high on ketmine but before the K hole. It is generally asumed the this state (the wonky walrus state) is an enjoyable state to be in

look at the person he is enjoing being a wonky walrus

by randomjoff February 25, 2013

Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010