Wonton

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.

"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"

by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003

wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.

"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events

1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son

by rule4080 August 19, 2012

WOIOND

WOIOND is used where there is a lack of autistic people in the surrounding area

Woiond is in this town

by Tractor Party April 12, 2019

Wontonalex

The cutest most handsomest, lightweight donkey dog who plays on his PlayStationBox all day and eats only KFC.

“You’re such a Wontonalex”

by Hehehe_its_me December 31, 2020

wonton king magook

A slur that you call a yellow mf perferably from of the asian famliy that cuts you off while driving

What's wonton king magook doin cutting me off like that.

by plopguy55 June 14, 2022

Wonton Whore

Something you call someone to degrade them. In the same field as Slut. Also used by Crow to describe Worm.

You slut. You Wonton Whore.

by niteyshere August 7, 2022